Fall. Otherwise known as Autumn.
Recently, while I was doing this exact activity, I stumbled on a list entitled “25 Things All Basic White Girls Do During the Fall.” The mystifying title piqued my curiosity, and I clicked on the link and began reading.
I felt an emptiness inside, and I yearned to read a generic Internet list that I, as a basic MAN, could truly relate to. Tragically, this list was nowhere to be found. I could have admitted defeat right then and there, but I chose a different path. I dug into the depths of my enormous mind and, over the course of four sleepless, painstaking days, devised a list of my own. A list for all basic MEN. Here, my friends, are the fruits of my labor: